tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12772595463666196002011-11-27T16:24:36.594-08:00Ksyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01850727341722071089noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1277259546366619600.post-27827040658826210582008-10-28T03:01:00.000-07:002008-10-28T03:03:36.359-07:00How the stock market works:<br /><br />Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.<br /><br />The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.<br /><br />The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.<br /><br />The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.<br /><br />The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.<br /><br />While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."<br /><br />The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.<br /><br />They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.<br /><br />Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1277259546366619600-2782704065882621058?l=epistoler.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ksyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01850727341722071089noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1277259546366619600.post-4977063252453177382008-10-16T02:59:00.000-07:002008-10-28T03:00:56.095-07:00Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya<br />Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai<br />Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai<br />Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye<br />Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge<br />Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi<br />Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap<br />Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic<br />Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?<br />Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen<br />Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya<br />Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - hum aapke dil main rehte hain<br />Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo<br />Shaadi ke baad - ansoo<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - soldier<br />Shaadi ke baad - major sahib<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha<br />Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi<br />Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - deewana<br />Shaadi ke baad - anjaam<br /><br />Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo<br />Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1277259546366619600-497706325245317738?l=epistoler.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ksyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01850727341722071089noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1277259546366619600.post-76271908656928767162008-10-13T23:23:00.000-07:002008-10-28T02:59:20.199-07:00When my sister was about three I was getting her ready to have a bath. I left her alone for about two minutes and when I came back she'd pooed all over my room. My mum came down and we cleaned the floor up. But then I noticed something astounding, I shouted up to my Mum 'Mum, Grace has pooed on the wall'. She shouted back 'Well get some tissue to wipe it off then.' I replied 'No, you misunderstand me. She has actually done a poo on the wall'. It was quite a sight, god knows how she performed this gravity defying stunt, but we were so impressed at the turd, a foot from the ground and showing no signs of heading to earth, that we rang our neighbor up to come and have a look as well.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1277259546366619600-7627190865692876716?l=epistoler.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ksyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01850727341722071089noreply@blogger.com0